Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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