Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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