I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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