Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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