How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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