Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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