I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
