Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
