is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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