Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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