do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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