there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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