they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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