love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
