It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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