White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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