Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.