I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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