i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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