he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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