tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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