Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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