ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I have already put on my inside pants.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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