Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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