My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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