Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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