if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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