if you like me you must not know who I am
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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