is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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