Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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