help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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