Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
