Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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