All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
please come you make the beer taste better
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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