how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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