I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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