i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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