I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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