It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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