i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
a search helicopter?!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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