I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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