Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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