its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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