That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think your dad took our porno
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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