hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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