I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
