She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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