happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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