I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
bring money and cleavage
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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