Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
time to smoke my breakfast
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Randomize
