Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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