OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
