So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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