South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just high enough for therapy.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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