youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
