I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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